１０年Ｗ杯南アフリカ大会抽選 Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Again.
And so, the feverish, wildly over-expectant dreaming begins again. Has four years really passed so quickly? And do we really have to go through all that agony again so soon?
World Cup 2010 in South Africa.
England vs USA; Algeria; Slovenia.
Japan vs Holland; Denmark; Cameroon.
This, posted on the BBC website, is typical of the reaction that you will find in many a pub and fish-and-chip shop in England today. These people need professional help. And yet…
“England will win the World Cup by finishing top of their group with nine points! We will then beat Serbia, France, Brazil and Spain on our way to World Cup victory! Wayne Rooney will finish with the Golden Boot and the Government will declare a national holiday! Already counting down to South Africa 2010! Come on England!”
Here’s the full draw:
Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, Those Cheating Froggies
Group B: Fat Diego’s Barmy Army, Nigeria, Korea Republic, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: The Hun, Australia, Serbia, Ghana
Group E: Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia (they must be well-chuffed in Rome)
Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Côte d’Ivoire, Portugal (The Group of Death)
Group H: Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile
England have got an easy draw, though the USA game will bring back memories of the 1950 defeat (which the then England captain, Billy Wright, famously compared to ‘the MCC getting beaten by Germany at cricket’). And if I am not mistaken, didn’t the Yanks do for Spain in the Confederations Cup and only go out in the final to Brazil?
Things look a lot tougher for the Blue Samurai (what a daft nickname). The Dutch are no slouches (if England don’t win, I hope they do), and Cameroon are no pushovers at all. Along with Ghana and the Ivory Coast, they are tipped as potential winners. One commentator described them as ‘the Germany of Africa’. Yikes.
Japan Manager Okada described it as a ‘so-so’ group, but I reckon he’s just putting a brave face on things. The bookies rate the Dutch above France and Portugal, and the Indomitable Lions can count on plenty of partisan support. Oh, and of course they do have this fellow in their squad:
If you don’t know, it’s Samuel Eto’o of Barcelona FC and Inter Milan fame. He da man. Sorry to say it but I think he’ll take the samurai to the コイン・ランドリー.
Some bookmakers in England, drinking of the font of blind faith, now put England above Brazil (and second only to Spain) as contenders to carry off the cup. However, us England old-hands know only too well how it might end up:
Iain, Kev, are you reading this?
Bugger me, took me bloody ages to suss this out. Give me St Cyril & his alphabet any day. I have to confess to hating football with a passion nowadays so I will be rooting for an African team, any African team and certainly not England. The number of tossers on the news cheering at the TV just watching the draw instead of reading The Guardian and contemplating existentialism and whether to drift into a Chekhovian solitude trip.
December 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm